This or that: random edition

Tough choices need to be made, this or that?  Which would you choose?

1. 1. Talking pets or talking babies?
   2. Winning the lottery or finding your soulmate?
   3. Misquoted movies or mistaken lyrics?
   4. Sort by price or by rating?
   5. Sauce on the side or sauce on top?
   6. Funny story or one-liner?
   7. Bad breath or body odor?
   8. Guacamole or salsa?
   9. Instagram famous or infomercial famous?
   10. Loud neighbors or nosey neighbors?